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Rub My Breasts

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It took us over 300 hours of grilling and smoking to find the perfect balance of rosemary, basil, and garlic. The threeway spice party offers a sweet, sharp, and woodsy flavor that sings on the palate like The Three Tenors. We can never remember their names, ugh! But the 100% Kona Coffee harmonizes with the earthy notes of the herbs and adds a slight crunch. It's a symphony of succulent satisfaction! So don't worry if you can't read music or play an instrument, neither can we. But one thing everyone can do is Rub My Breasts!!!
  • Just one ounce of rub will effortlessly season 3+ lbs of bird
  • It’ll have you begging for more on chicken breasts, thighs, whole chicken, a whole turkey, ground turkey, duck, goose, pheasant, quail, chucker, cornish game hens, and more
  • The must-have rub for zucchini, bell peppers, corn on the cob, onions, potatoes, asparagus, tomatoes, broccoli, carrots, squash, eggplant, mushrooms, green beans, and more.
  • The air-tight zipper keeps it fresh up to 18 months, like the Prince of Bel Air
  • Crammed with 8 spices like a car full of clowns: salt, brown sugar, 100% Kona Coffee, garlic powder, rosemary, coriander, basil, and black pepper
  • Gluten-free, non-GMO, all-natural, no MSG, no additives, dairy-free, and packaged in a peanut-free facility